#Burger-Ping meets HaKe

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Grandmastermuck

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-OMC-

Ex Burger-Ping Admins
der is doch bestimmt erst 13...oder??? ich glaube kaum das kontagan vor 14 jahren noch erlaubt war :craylol:
 

alexHB

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das is ganz nett ;) carwash


wer ein paar kommandohilfen braucht.. hier ein paar :D


"wave", "hello", "greetings", "hi", "wotcha", "howdy", "jump", "leap", "hop", "skip", "bounce", "totter", "heels", "run", "heels", "dolly", "panic", "flee", "tickle", "excite", "play", "fiddle", "laugh", "giggle", "chuckle", "happy", "laughter", "smile", "cry", "sob", "upset", "unhappy", "mewl", "***", "beg", "beg like a dog", "dog", "doggy", "hound", "***", "canine", "heat", "pant", "monty python", "monty", "python", "crush", "squish", "squash", "trample", "die", "kill", "murder", "girl", "sandwich", "threesome", "cuddle", "huddle", "group", "hug", "roast", "robot", "cyborg", "machine", "robotics", "computer", "suck", "lick", "finger", "plum", "plums", "lollypop", "sweet", "candy", "lollypops", "sweets", "pout", "mouth", "lips", "love", "jiggle", "shake", "wiggle", "gyrate", "flip", "bird", "minging", "ugly", "ripper", "hooker", "munter", "moose", "whore", "screw", "swear", "slag", "flirt", "prick", "tease", "smoulder", "sexy", "come", "want", "muscle", "strong", "flex", "muscleman", "iron", "man", "strength", "bulge", "funny", "silly", "dance", "david", "brent", "boogie", "office", "groove", "party", "lap", "leg", "balance", "stand", "over", "trip", "stumble", "fall", "collapse", "accident", "angry", "smash", "camera", "violence", "aggressive", "punch", "hit", "knock", "violent", "break", "shatter", "cleavage", "squeeze", "juicy", "fight", "tug", "war", "pull", "chicken", "hen", "peck", "wedgie", "camel", "toe", "hoof", "joke", "growler", "fanny", "punani", "revenge", "minge", "splits", "acrobat", "bendy", "agile", "contest", "arm", "wrestle", "change", "tyre", "fix", "flat", "wheel", "mend", "repair", "pissed", "drunk", "legless", "booze", "alcohol", "steaming", "wasted", "bolloxed", "chav", "asbo", "drink", "spank", "punish", "naughty", "kinky", "peach", "slap", "bad", "pat", "kiss", "snog", "make", "frenchie", "french", "tongue", "gay", "lesbian", "bum", "arse", "ass", "hotpants", "shorts", "hot", "pants", "behind", "sugar", "exhaust", "keys", "drop", "saucy", "bend", "stoop", "sauciness", "breast", "massage", "feel", "fondle", "grope", "boobs", "undress", "flash", "melons", "jugs", "kit", "tits", "bra", "hooter", "hooters", "orgasm", "cum", "climax", "moan", "writhe", "car", "hammer", "total", "wreck", "destroy", "scrap", "smash", "attack", "crash", "news", "paper", "easy", "read", "relax", "page", "3", "fuck", "shag", "back", "seat", "get it on", "love", "bang", "dirty", "drive", "sex", "banana", "fruit", "job", "blow", "hummer", "head", "taste", "dick", "chew", "bite", "stocking", "lingerie", "underwear", "angel", "suspenders", "knickers", "strip", "fashion", "slave", "groom", "spread", "flange", "wax", "detail", "bonnet", "hood", "fender", "polish", "shine", "shammy", "headlight", "bumper", "plate", "buff", "lather", "soap", "bubbles", "bubbly", "suds", "bucket", "sponge", "wash", "clean", "rinse", "valet", "wing", "mirror", "titwank", "wank", "wet", "shirt", "competition", "spray", "soak", "tim", "watering", "tee", "rub", "slick", "baby", "oil", "water", "pistol", "shower", "spray", "pose", "display", "sexy", "fit", "yoga", "pilates", "stretch", "exercise", "gym", "bootie", "shake", "grind", "work", "legs", "thighs", "lube", "extra", "funbags", "bury", "dyke", "puppies", "airbags", "airbag", "nuzzle", "photo", "snap", "model", "shoot", "lens", "lense", "glamour", "picture", "perform", "beach", "ball", "pig", "middle", "throw", "catch", "limbo", "lads", "floor", "pussy", "open", "boot", "herbie", "alive", "scare", "randy", "lucky", "auto", "foam", "soapy", "cheeky", "minx", "naked", "cherry", "cherries", "feed", "munch", "sauce", "give", "number", "write", "date", "fancy", "top", "gear", "jeremy", "clarkson", "magazine", "letch", "perv", "harass", "stalk", "stalker", "dildo", "cunt", "anal", "dildo", "penis", "piss", "shit", "golden"
 

tankstelle

New Member
Zweigleisig fahren hahahahaha

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!: :flop!:,

beim Fremdgehen erwischt !


Die falsche Freundin

Die Mp3 ist etwas länger, lohnt sich aber auf jeden Fall ;-) Der arme Kerl bekommt übers Radio raus, dass er nicht nur der Einzige für sie ist... *g* Ein Treuetest im Radio. Sie rufen bei Susanne an und was? Wer geht da ran? Lars? Muha. Heftig! Sie hat sogar nen Wochenplan für ihre Männer! Der Alten würd ich den Hals umdrehen *g* Mein Beileid an die Betroffenen! :)

http://blog.yoyostile.de/archives/659-Die-falsche-Freundin.html
 

SirDYNAMITE

Ex Burger-Ping Admins
Kurve kratzen....

sprich die stehen auf der Straßenkurve und versuchen die Fahrbahn mit irgendwas zu zerkratzen....

die sind super lustig...das ist zum :kotzen:
 
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