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sv_luck

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lool ^^... @ warstein0r

lustiges video... der ander kerl denk er zieht ihr jetzt erstmal mit seinem schwanzverlängerungs auto ab... dabei weis er nicht dass des nachbarns schwanz auch gerade behandelt wird.. ^^ hehe

@hot video auch lustig.. ^_^

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wusste garnicht das die bitch auch videos von ihrem arsch macht.
kenne nur die ganzen bilder :p
 
Refune

Refune

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Original von SirDYNAMITE
nicht funny, aber HOT HOT HOT
HOT
Zum Vergrößern anklicken....

Alter, das geht nicht klar, wie kann nur eine Person so unglaublich geil sein ???

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Liste der Dinge die du während "Die Rückkehr des Königs" tun kannst (englisch)

Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

In "The Two Towers" when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.

Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "May the Forest be With You!"

Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Bagginsneck.

At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Eart needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

Put on a pair of "Spock" ears and approach everyone in the cinema stating: "This is not logical"

Paint a toy sword with blue iridescent paint, stand in front of the cinema with the sword held high and scream: "The orcs are coming! The orcs are coming!"

Stand in front of the screen for the whole movie and whenever someone tells you to get out of the way, point at a your finger and say with all ernest: "But I've got the ring on, you can see right through me."

Every 5 minutes, stand up and release a moth. One minute later stand up and complain: "Where is that damned bird?"
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Haette man mal Probieren sollen :p
 
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Refune

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Ich find einiege so Geil, alleine, das ding, wo man sich vor die Leinwand stellen soll und warten, bis jemand was sagt.

Oder das ding mit den EIngang versperren und schreien "you shall not pass".
 
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Geiler wäre doch, während der Kinovorstellung mit ein paar Kumpels aufzustehen, im Chor "ROHIRRIM" zu schreien und dann im Kampfgebrüll aus dem Kino zu stürmen
 
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